1. When you eat a ZESTO you can't help but stick the whole thing in your mouth! You can't lick it, you have to kinda suck it.

2. I would love to sleep in a pool of ZESTO tonight with a blanket of in-between-the-fingers-skin. That would be satisfying.

3. I don't really like the taste of ZESTO because it is often too sticky and juicy.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

I love to put zesto on my pasta.