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1. ice cream from heaven
2. the smoothest sleeping material made to man
3. sperm, sticky penis juice

1. When you eat a ZESTO you can't help but stick the whole thing in your mouth! You can't lick it, you have to kinda suck it.

2. I would love to sleep in a pool of ZESTO tonight with a blanket of in-between-the-fingers-skin. That would be satisfying.

3. I don't really like the taste of ZESTO because it is often too sticky and juicy.
zesto by Beta Lambda April 5, 2008
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A mixture of pesto and zucchini that is put on top of food and drinks for flavor and decoration.
I love to put zesto on my pasta.
Zesto by Sabrina Duncan July 25, 2013
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zesty drink 

A carbonated beverage or more specifically, Diet Coke.
After being shouted at by Richard Hammond and James May Jeremy Clarkson needed a zesty drink.
zesty drink by holdenpi June 24, 2017
meaning you look snazzy and gay
male lawyer: i got you cupcakes
*crosses leg and puts his hands on leg*
boy : oh hell nawll you going to jail

boy 2 : on me boy zesty as hell
zesty by analsurfer4503 March 29, 2022

Zesty Drink 

Jeremy Clarkson 's go-to drink for when he is stressed, particularly when shouted at by James May and Richard Hammond .
All this shouting, I need a zesty drink.

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy
Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.
Gay or sus
Drake was so zesty on rich flex ft 21 savage
Zesty by Lunid November 6, 2022
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