zesto

1. ice cream from heaven
2. the smoothest sleeping material made to man
3. sperm, sticky penis juice

1. When you eat a ZESTO you can't help but stick the whole thing in your mouth! You can't lick it, you have to kinda suck it.

2. I would love to sleep in a pool of ZESTO tonight with a blanket of in-between-the-fingers-skin. That would be satisfying.

3. I don't really like the taste of ZESTO because it is often too sticky and juicy.

by Beta Lambda April 5, 2008

Zesto

A mixture of pesto and zucchini that is put on top of food and drinks for flavor and decoration.

I love to put zesto on my pasta.

by Sabrina Duncan July 25, 2013

zesty drink

A carbonated beverage or more specifically, Diet Coke.

After being shouted at by Richard Hammond and James May Jeremy Clarkson needed a zesty drink.

by holdenpi June 24, 2017

zesty

meaning you look snazzy and gay

male lawyer: i got you cupcakes
*crosses leg and puts his hands on leg*
boy : oh hell nawll you going to jail

boy 2 : on me boy zesty as hell

by analsurfer4503 March 29, 2022

Zesty Drink

Jeremy Clarkson 's go-to drink for when he is stressed, particularly when shouted at by James May and Richard Hammond .

All this shouting, I need a zesty drink.

by Spooky sehguh neb April 17, 2019

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

by DL14097 October 11, 2019

Zesty

Gay or sus

Drake was so zesty on rich flex ft 21 savage

by Lunid November 6, 2022