1. ice cream from heaven
2. the smoothest sleeping material made to man
3. sperm, sticky penis juice
2. the smoothest sleeping material made to man
3. sperm, sticky penis juice
1. When you eat a ZESTO you can't help but stick the whole thing in your mouth! You can't lick it, you have to kinda suck it.
2. I would love to sleep in a pool of ZESTO tonight with a blanket of in-between-the-fingers-skin. That would be satisfying.
3. I don't really like the taste of ZESTO because it is often too sticky and juicy.
2. I would love to sleep in a pool of ZESTO tonight with a blanket of in-between-the-fingers-skin. That would be satisfying.
3. I don't really like the taste of ZESTO because it is often too sticky and juicy.
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