Zeppen

The masterful art of bringing a permanent marker to your surgery and writing "S" "E" post operation in front of the "X" the surgeon marked on you before the operation. Then proceeding to tell your partner that the Doctor specifically ordered extra SEX after the operation.

"Dude, can I borrow a permanent marker? I haven't had any action in weeks and need to zeppen my leg."

"I can't believe I fell for it! He totally zeppen'd his kidney and I fucked him twice a day for two whole weeks!"

"The Doctor felt bad for the guy with the small penis so he zeppen'd him during surgery. Hope it worked!"

"You should totally zeppen yourself and show all the girls at college. They will definitely take pity on you."

by Buck Futter de Socialista October 5, 2021

Caesar Zeppeli

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.

'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli

by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

Gyro Zeppeli

One of the best characters from Hirohiko Araki’s Steel Ball Run: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7 and also the best Zeppeli

Gyro Zeppeli is better than the rest due to him in Steel Ball Run

by Papamista July 9, 2019

dead zeppelin

This describes elderly rock stars performing long past their prime years.

Look at that geriatric band, l call them Dead Zeppelin!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

Led Zeppelin IV

Led Zeppelin IV is one of the common names of Led Zeppelin's fouth studio album, which actual title was in symbols. The symbols were each band members "symbol". Other common names for the album were Four Symbols,Runes, Sticks, and Zoso. Zoso was the only symbol to have actual letters in it. It is Jimmy Page's symbol. Led Zeppelin IV contained their most famous songs, the most famous being Stairway to Heaven. It is on RIAA's list of best-selling albums of all time in the US.

Led Zeppelin IV is really good album.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

zeppeli

Some poor bastards from the manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Those fuckers can't live through a whole part.

Someone:Man do I love Cesar Zeppeli
Someone else:Kill yourself

by BigTiddy May 14, 2018