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1. When you see it, you have to poke someone
2. A giant grey dog
Jack: look a zelco
Tiffany: poke!
Zelco by pokepokepokeoke December 27, 2010
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The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll find. In reality, its the penny-pincher's choice of drink. Popular for pregaming and mixing with jungle juice.
Yo man, lets go get 2 handles of Zelko and invite some bitties over before we hit up the bars.
zelko by superslugger616 April 9, 2009
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Zelco zelos Zelching Zeconuma zello Zeco Zelch Zeldon zelkova Zelos Wilder
A man with multiple talents and qualities that make him uniquely stand out from other males in his generation.
Zelo is One of a kind
Zelo by Matoki127 July 5, 2018
A wielder of Magic's ( fictional or to beliefs in life magic) or to be a great and strong leader
I once read a book about a great guy named Zelos and he took a group of unwonted people and gave them a purpose of life :)
Zelos by Vanessa lycan December 17, 2017
a fucking bitch of a boyfriend and will only date you for your body.
I saw zecobi at the store today

zelophilia 

When a person is sexually aroused by jealous feelings
Zelophilia
zelophilia by FreewillGnome March 18, 2018
Zecora is a zebra from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is a healer/doctor type zebra from the Everfree Forest in Ponyville.
Zecora is an evil enchantress, she does magic dances...
Zecora by WakaWakaOMG July 8, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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