Zaretz

To fuck something up really badly, to absolutely do something catastrophic and callous without understand the repercussions and taking no responsibility.

Blake: You’re Zaretzing all over my pool table dude
Zaretz: Shut the fuck up! The beer exploding isn’t my fault!

by Blakester04 July 11, 2022

Hit the Zaretz

When your friend’s getting jumped and you run the fuck outta there

Blake: Damn bro he really hit the zaretz on our boy
Matt: Yeah must be a small dick individual

by Blakester04 January 4, 2022

Tony Zaret

Actor and writer who creates skits parodying popular memes and trends in a sarcastic sense. His characters are flat earthers, middle-aged conservatives, storytime animators, stereotypical millennials, and anything in-between. He seems to really passively-aggressively hate this website.

Tony Zaret parodies whatever on the internet.

by bioterrorism September 15, 2020

zayetzi

she can get a bit out of hand but is generally one of the nicest people you will meet but has a hard time controlling her feelings for boys and herself wink* but in the end she will be their there for you and find someone that gives as much care as she does.

zayetzi the crazy one but is exciting to be around with

by oj_jr1997 January 12, 2022

zarta(zârtzã)

another romanian word for cum.

zarta(zârtzã) = sloboz, mehlem, sperma, nectarul zeilor.

by kazzy_djujak December 30, 2010

zareth

-The hottest and desired girl in the whole hood
-Short height, perfect for kissing and making out; more confortable in sex

-Best sexual partner you'll ever have
-Great cooker, definitely will turn you on when you eat her food

-Sexiest voice you'll ever hear
-Greatest lips you'll ever have the chance to kiss and be eated out with
-Sweetest heart in the world
-Best legs in the world
-You won't never want to end a sexual relation if already started
-Great for having children; she makes them cute

"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"

"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"

by blckhwk October 27, 2014

zaret

(verb) To ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. This is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at "the camera".

"What was your favorite part of the trip?"
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."

by sad victim February 8, 2007