zaret

(verb) To ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. This is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at "the camera".

"What was your favorite part of the trip?"
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."

by sad victim February 8, 2007

Zaret's Trick

Zaret's Trick is a philosophical adage or maxim coined by Tony Zaret that provides an alternative definition of satire: "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."

Person A: "Hey, Person B, what is satire?"
Person B (who is enlightened by Zaret's Trick): "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."

by Casual DeJekyll September 25, 2023

Tony Zaret

Actor and writer who creates skits parodying popular memes and trends in a sarcastic sense. His characters are flat earthers, middle-aged conservatives, storytime animators, stereotypical millennials, and anything in-between. He seems to really passively-aggressively hate this website.

Tony Zaret parodies whatever on the internet.

by bioterrorism September 15, 2020

Zaremba

To ask a question that one already knows the answer to

John pulled a Zaremba when he asked if the pope was Catholic (or if he shit in the woods)

by Quijyb0 March 30, 2022

Zarting

Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic

* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting

by IbrahimHassan May 28, 2020

zarema

The best friend u could ever wish for. She's sweet, and she'll always be honest with u. She will give u really good advice, even its the hard truth. That's why u gotta appreciate a Zarema, she's very rare and if u lost her its too late. Also she's a very beautiful girl, like a queen. Don't ever dare to disrespect the queen. 💘

'I'm so glad that i found a Zarema, she's the best thing that ever happened to me in my life!'

by Aapiestranka August 10, 2017

Zareena

A funny, highly intelligent, incredibly unique girl that has a habit of making the most boring situations seem funny, She may seem to be overzealous about certain aspects of herself but make no mistake she is definitely one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She will make a wonderful mother and teacher one day but until then she manages to stay her wonderful resistant self. May often be confused for being drunk as of her highly flamboyant lifestyle.

Guy 1: wow did you see that girl, she looked toataly out of the 70's

Guy 2: Yeah, thats definitely a Zareena.

That girl is so amazing, she must be a Zareena.

by Elliot-spaniel May 25, 2011