Blakester04's definitions

Sub-Cinco

A girl who is below a 5/10. Definition of a grenade you have to hop for all the homies to score. Pond scum, gremlin-esque.

Blake: "Yo tocci's girl Amanda is a total Sub-Cinco broski"
Matt: "Didn't you get raped by an obese whale on July 4th?"

by Blakester04 March 15, 2021

Sexual Terminal Lucidity

Based on the concept that a dying animal/ person becomes very lucid and overexcited before death, but with relationships. A week before a break up the sexual chemistry and atmosphere is heightened in a last climax before the inevitable decline.

Me and Karly had that sexual terminal lucidity, you know? Like that week before sex hit DIFFERENT

by Blakester04 January 1, 2024

Hit the Zaretz

When your friend’s getting jumped and you run the fuck outta there

Blake: Damn bro he really hit the zaretz on our boy
Matt: Yeah must be a small dick individual

by Blakester04 January 4, 2022

Chami Boy

Originating from an all boys High School on Long Island where it is said they give each other “head” and take bubble baths together. A Chami Boy is mad “sus”.

Tess: “Just fucked a Chami Boy”
Blake: “You know Chami Boys are mad sus right?

by Blakester04 September 16, 2020

Zaretz

To fuck something up really badly, to absolutely do something catastrophic and callous without understand the repercussions and taking no responsibility.

Blake: You’re Zaretzing all over my pool table dude
Zaretz: Shut the fuck up! The beer exploding isn’t my fault!

by Blakester04 July 11, 2022

Horcrux

When you traumatize a girl so bad that part of your soul is still fragmented on to her one; she’s still obsessed with you months or years later

Blake: “Dude Bob Horcruxed this Natalie bitch so hard”
Jett: “I don’t think he can die without her dying as well”

by Blakester04 April 13, 2021

Rip & Dip

When you smoke weed and dip

Person 1: My first time I ripped and dipped because I didn’t wanna get caught. The Rip & Dip is when you smoke weed and dip.
Person 2: I’d do the same.

by Blakester04 January 16, 2019