Za-pony
adjective
1. having or claiming to have the
power of seeing horses, pot bellied
pigs, objects or actions beyond the range of natural vision.
2. of or pertaining to horseback riding or horseback riders: equestrian
skill.
–noun 3. a person who rides horses.
Hey do you want to go to the
track and bet some
money on the zappones?
How did you know about my past, what are you zappone?
I
always wanted to have a zappone!