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A person who likes to have sex while wearing their new Zappos.com shoes.
Person 1: I started dating this girl, she’s such a Zapposexual.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: She only wants to fuck when her stupid Zappos shoe delivery comes.
by Winecheeseandwine May 31, 2018
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