zapdosing

When you cum on a bitches tits and then hook up some jumper cables and cry out "You dont have enough gym badges to train me!"

Zapdosing Verb:When you cum on a bitches tits and then hook up some jumper cables and cry out "You dont have enough gym badges to train me!" That bitch got zapdosed ...you can tell by the static in her hair.

zapdosing by jacnmehoff December 30, 2021

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Zaptosing

When you fuck your partner in the bathtub after they cheated on you, jumping out of the water and tossing the live toaster in the tub and yell “you don’t have enough badges to train me! “

When you find your partner cheating on you and you decide it’s time to go zaptosing

Zaptosing by Darkowler March 7, 2024

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zapdosing • Zaptosing • Zapdosis • zagrosing

Zapdosis

Some guy I think

Zapdosis just beat Iifalseuser in minecraft 4 times

Zapdosis by Zapdosis May 16, 2023

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Zapdosis

Some guy I think

Zapdosis just beat the IIfalseuser in minecraft 4 times

Zapdosis by Zapdosis May 17, 2023

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zagrosing

Being the coolest person in the room at a certain time

He is the only one zagrosing rn

zagrosing by Kyro1dwindle September 1, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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