Zaple

A Zaple is a young gay, male teacher, typically around the age of twenty who many of his female pupils have a crush on him because he is deemed handsome. The problem is, the Zaple gets involved in gangbangs with other men and when he comes out as gay, all the girls beat him at the start at every lesson.

Thomas: Boi did you see that Zaple get spanked by all those girls at lunch?
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af

by DankManatee683 November 14, 2017

Zople

A Zople is a well-known instagram editor among the "vaporwave" community and started the trend of #sadniggahours

Hey dude, you see zople's edit today?
When is #sadniggahours zople?

by TheNewFlashFeeder July 6, 2017

Zapalese

A highly misunderstood language whose proper pronunciation is guaranteed after several cocktails. Zapalese is characterized by heavy slurring, aggressive use of profanity and rapid fluctuations in volume.

Although Eric was really into the story he was telling, no one else at the bar could understand his Zapalese.

by Shack96 July 18, 2006

Zapien

A person who abuses people who he believes are under him in status.

You don't want to work for that guy, he is a real Zapien.

by rorozco May 8, 2010

zipless piss

Taking a piss without bothering to zip up your pants.

Unquestionably the zipless piss is the truest identifying hallmark of an alcoholic.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2019

Mackenzie Zales

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model.

Deandra: Who the fuck are you?

.......
Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!

by hamfi January 2, 2017

Zaleski

Causing a female to have multiple orgasm so intense that she loses control of her bowels.

"Bro, did you poop in your bed?"

"Nah son..that's not mine. I Zaleskied that girl last night from the party."

by Mattazine March 3, 2009