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The richest man ever.
He'll buy your company for absolutely no reason other than pure pettiness, and is behind most major events in the world. All the company rivalries? They're just trying not to be bought by Zangen.
Guy 1: "Bro.. Is that Zangen?!"
Guy 2: "Aw damn, the richest man in the omniverse? Goddamn I wonder who's bloodline he's buying today?"
Guy 1: "Right, I heard the President rents the White House from him.. Mans is too rich for his own good.
Zangen by goatshu February 1, 2023
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To be ripped off. Making a profit out of someone's loss. Usually drug related
Bob: I just bought a zoot for £15 from my dealer
Steven: No way bro! You've been zanged, a zoot is only worth £5
Zanged by Essig December 21, 2016
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zangetsu 

Badass sword owned by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. In its shikai form the sword looks kind of like a giant butcher knife. In its bankai form it's a long, black katana. And its persona is that of a scruffy-looking man in black who is TOO BADASS TO ACCURATELY PUT INTO WORDS.
Ichigo... my name is... ZANGETSU!
zangetsu by hanatarou March 17, 2005

Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

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Zagenczyk 

A crazy hot male professor. Typically these people focus on organizational behavior management and have a quirky sense of humor. These charming people are completely unaware of how great they really are.
Hey girl, check out that zagenczyk. I'd totally tap that.
Zagenczyk by A.I.23 February 18, 2011

zangetsu 

Zangetsu is the zanpakutou of Ichigo Kurosaki. In its shikai(initial release)form it looks like a giant cleaver. Its bankai (final release)form is a black katana or nodachi with a handguard in the shape of the manji.The materialized form of Zangetsu appears to be a middle-aged men with middle length black hair wearing black cape.
Ichigo's zanpaktou is Zangetsu.
zangetsu by Karuya October 1, 2006

zángano 

Zángano is Spanish for drone (as in the asexual, genetically identical organisms that form the majority of a bee colony). In some regional dailects, it is used as a term of contempt for a useless, lazy person; in this context the use may be extended to that of a general, mild slur in the sense of schmuck or dumbass.
Slang usaage:
"Sara es como mi hermana, pero su novio es un zángano."
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"Sara's like a sister to me, but her boyfriend's a zángano."
...
"Zángano!" (contemptiously spoken to someone you find worthless)
zángano by Johann7 March 4, 2008
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