Definitions by goatshu

Retro 

The most precious, most adorable niece ever.
She's just the cutest, and the best at everything.
She's an excellent artist, and is also Zangen's Daughter.
She is also known as "Chief Queef".

Guy 1: "Oh. Hey look! It's a cute painting."
Guy 2: "For real. It's real cute, but guess who drew it."
Guy 1: "Who?"
Guy 2: "Retro. You know, Zangen's daughter? The girl who's currently the next recommendation for Purple Elite?"
Guy 1: "Dang.. No wonder why it's so cute."

Retro by goatshu March 2, 2023

Zangen 

The richest man ever.
He'll buy your company for absolutely no reason other than pure pettiness, and is behind most major events in the world. All the company rivalries? They're just trying not to be bought by Zangen.

Guy 1: "Bro.. Is that Zangen?!"
Guy 2: "Aw damn, the richest man in the omniverse? Goddamn I wonder who's bloodline he's buying today?"
Guy 1: "Right, I heard the President rents the White House from him.. Mans is too rich for his own good.

Zangen by goatshu February 1, 2023