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Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009
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Sambonified 

Eminem has legitimized himself among black people as a sambonified rapper.
Sambonified by Anal Czar October 8, 2010

Zambonied 

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)
Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.
Zambonied by MissScarFever February 23, 2020

Zambonied 

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would
"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"
Zambonied by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Zambonied 

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act
"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"
Zambonied by zamboni69 October 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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