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Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009
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Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni 

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.
ride the zamboni by wargy2 January 30, 2014

Blaise Zabini 

A fictional character in the popular Harry Potter series. He is a Slytherin and is believed to be best friend of fellow house mate Draco Malfoy. Often in fanfiction authors "mistakenly" describe him as white, but in actuality Blaise is black with Italian descent.
If I read one more shitty fanfiction where they describe Blaise Zabini as white, I will find them and eat their babies and/or household pets!
Blaise Zabini by dj234 June 27, 2011
kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
zamboni by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

greasy zamboni 

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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