Zaiff 

A man of confidence ( Independent/self sufficient )and passion. Craves freedom and self-exploration. A man who makes calculated decisions and is bold in his stance. A man who has a divine purpose and will act as a source of wisdom to all.

Hello, my name Zaiff.

Zaiff by Theintellectuer April 21, 2020

ziffkiner 

A guy who sniffs women's bicycle seats.

Hey look at that Japanese guy over there stealing that women's bicycle seat, he must be a Ziffkiner.

ziffkiner by WizardNipples January 12, 2014

zaffin 

another way of saying lying

yo why you zaffin for?

zaffin by zaf January 20, 2008

zaffira 

can be described as the prettiest thing in the world, her smile is so shiny, her laugh, mesmerizing, the most important of all most beautiful girl ive ever seen, i love her. with all my heart

are you zaffira? because please be mine

zaffira by anonymousXJustSomeGuy December 28, 2017

zaffirian 

To be a dick to one's closest friends.

Greg asks his friends to pick him up at the train station. They quickly drop what they are doing, drive 20 minutes to the train station and wait for their close friend. They hastened, but arrived 5 minutes late. In the mean time, their friend Greg has taken a cab, saw his friends arrive from the window of the cab, and let them wait for him for the next half hour as he leisurely sat in the cab on his way home. Greg was Zaffirian in this situation.

zaffirian by Matt Hornick March 28, 2008

zwiffle 

v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.

Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."

Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."

zwiffle by mattylingwags July 19, 2011

zaffo 

a wise and zany person. usually looked up to and looks out for others at times. mostly laid back but is legendary for his rambunctious craziness and words. this person may seem odd, bizarre, and sort of the lone ranger type but deep within the intellectual wits of the zaffo psyche lies mysterious conundrums and secrets which no other human being BUT a zaffo can hold. there is but one zaffo in this universe. wannabes will be fined, prosecuted, and thrown deep within the combustible gates of H E double hockey sticks.

zaffo: "..beware the siamese gun"
dude #1 : "dude, zaffo's the man"
dude #2 : "the man is zaffo"
random dude : "zaffo sucks, dude"
dude #1,#2 : "....."
beats the fuck out of random dude for blasphemy
zaffo : nods.... spits a few words of wisdom out then later buys everyone a round of beers on him

zaffo by thepinktarantula December 2, 2004