ziffkiner 

A guy who sniffs women's bicycle seats.

Hey look at that Japanese guy over there stealing that women's bicycle seat, he must be a Ziffkiner.

ziffkiner by WizardNipples January 12, 2014

Zaffinerneopia 

A utopian paradise, where the problems of the world do not reside.

Screw this job, I'm heading to Zaffinerneopia!

Zaffinerneopia by Andrew5 September 25, 2005