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Zomfgz (zoh my fucking godzorz) is the neo generation zomfg invented by a jamerican cult in Tokyo. The word has managed to expand throughout the world thanks to the zomfgz campaign initiated by Sabian Ramirez.
Zomfgz i fucking ownzed that roflcopter
by Sabien May 3, 2007
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zomfgwtfbbq

A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
by Mister Purple March 6, 2008
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zOMFG

usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG, but you miss and hit the z instead.
ZOMFG that looks cool, could you torrent it?
by Boeboe April 28, 2004
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ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM

Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team.
Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear.
RubberDuckyMan (RADIO): Enemy Down. I ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM-ed him!
by Harun Ates April 18, 2008
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zOMFGROFLMAO

z-OMFG-ROFLMAO

z-Oh My Fucking God Rolling On (the) Floor Laughting My Ass Off
-Bob : Hey Jimmy!
-Jimmy: Whut?!?
-Bob : Chickenbutt!
-Jimmy: zOMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!
-Bob : ^^"
by AppOMG! December 17, 2009
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zomfgwtfbbqpwnage

A list of acronyms sometimes used in online gaming, when one game player completely destroys another

Z - to pronounce the word with a 'z'
OMFG - oh my fucking god
WTF - what the fuck
BBQ - just bcos its a cool acronym to throw into the word
PWNAGE- 'ownage' commonly misspelt by online gamers
Player 1 - 'zomfgwtfbbqpwnage'
Player 2 - 'damn i just got beat bad'
by Cool Guy #1 November 8, 2006
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zomfg

1. An over-emphasized version of "omg", meaning "oh my god".

Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd
Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.

Modern day usage: 1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.

2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.

3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
1. "liek zomfg i wuz gona buy dese kyoot shuz but i didnt hav $300

2. JEZUS FKN KRYST WEAR DA FUCK IZ MY TEAM?!!!?!(%^#&#*&%

3. We have a 10-23 situation here a the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.
by Blind Peg Leg Paul May 20, 2007
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