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recieving a blowjob while smoking yourself a nice big fatty.(sounds nice huh?)
5$ for an HJ, 10$ for a BJ,15$ for a Z jay....nd if u gotta ask u cant afford it :)
z jay by Charlie nd corey November 12, 2007
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Getting your dick sucked and or your balls licked while you are sleeping.
zzz...zzz...zzz... z jay, SHAZAM zzz...zzz...zzz
z jay by Bukaki Johnson January 8, 2011
Receiving a blowjob while using Zima as lubricant
Dude Breauxsard this broad gave me the best z jay last night.
z jay by boompaulused September 6, 2009

Jay Z lips 

When your lips are so big, they either look like a croissant or couch cushions.
Damn, Samuel L Jackson's lips are so big, they almost look like Jay Z lips
Jay Z lips by BankrupTeen March 14, 2016

dinner with jay z

A meme where people decide if they would take 500k, or dinner with Jay Z.
500k or dinner with Jay Z⁉️
To get your butt whooped by your sister-in-law while your wife just stands back and acts like she's not seeing shit. To truly get Jay Z'd, it must occur in an elevator.
Music legend Jay Z was the first in history to get Jay Z'd. Beyoncé just watched like she didn't see shit and Solange was going crazy on his ass.
Jay Z'd by Samazing May 13, 2014
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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