Yurming Share definition Flag The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's asshole, sucking it out with a straw, and spitting it in her face. She wasn't into anal so we couldn't go yurming last night. Yurming by monkeynut96 May 12, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Yurming mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch