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Yerming is when one individual has anal sex with another then sucks the cum out the ass with a straw
John didn't like yerming since the last time he did it he puked for the rest of the night
yerming by Aaron April 23, 2004
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Yerbing-to talk utter bollox when under the influence of cheap wine whilst in exile on Frankish shores. The true master will draw on some very obscure literary references and film noir themes.
See also pennying.
Alex couldn't resist yerbing when entering a comment on his forum...
yerbing by Dr Sigmund Bankfraud March 24, 2005
Mother saying to complaining child to stop yarming
Yarming by Jd2000 August 16, 2020

Yerting a Gerk 

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.
Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"
Yerting a Gerk by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018
1. Acting like the town you're from is "gangsta", or hoping that it will someday devolve into a ghetto/gangsta community because you think that it would be cool to be in a gang or have turf wars. Often involves walking around acting thugor wigger-like and renaming your none gangsta town the first letter of its name followed by town

2. Being a wannabe

3. Going to the town skate board park after/during school to smoke, talk, and hang out

4. Dealing methamphetamine (pre 2000s)

5. Smoking the best marijuana in the northwest
1.

Joe speaking to shmoe "dude, Arthur is yelming his life away, skipping school walking around with a bandana on like he's gangsta"

2.

Arthur:"dawg, i gotta go smoke wit some niggaz then bust a cap in dey asses. Cuz you dont get away wit dat shit in Y-Town"

Joe:"we've gone over this Arthur, you aren't in Compton, Chicago, or Killeen, stop yelming"

3.

Shmoe: "hey joe, what you doing after school?"

Joe:" im yelming today at the skatepark."

4.

Shmoe's dad in the 1980s: "hey john, have you heard of this new way of getting money? it's called yelming."

Joe's dad John in the 1980s:
"Yelming? thats just selling meth. If you want to keep your teeth i suggest not going anywhere near meth"

*shmoe's dad doesnt listen then gets brain damage from getting on meth hence forth the reason he named his son shmoe

5. Shmoe "why didnt you go to work yesterday?"

Joe"I decided to stay home and do some yelming."
yelming by TheWangstaFromY-Town February 11, 2014
When a guy fucks a girl in the ass and cums, then slurps it out with a straw.
Dave : Hey did you hear?
Lisa : What?
Dave : Chad totally was yarming with a dog last night.
Yarming by lisamancini February 19, 2009