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Kurkowski 

A legendary Bearded fellow. Well respected, and a devil with the ladies.
"Dude, nice beard."
"Thanks."
"You must be a Kurkowski with the ladies."
Kurkowski by Chememistry Student November 17, 2011
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Lisa Murkowski 

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!
Lisa Murkowski by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010

murkowski 

I was going to do the right thing, but then decided it was easier to be a fucking murkowski
murkowski by Zombie64 February 1, 2020

Zurkowski 

Zurkowski meaning cool, awesome, smart, funny, helpful.
Billy: "yesterday I was a zurkowski"

Jane: "man, billy I wish I could be a zurkowski"
Zurkowski by G I JANE May 20, 2008

Lisa Murkowski 

To stick around in a place where you are no longer wanted.

A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.

To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.
What's his problem, I just broke up with this loser, and just told him to get out of my house, and now he's trying to sleep on my couch? What a Lisa Murkowski he is.

I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?

Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.
Lisa Murkowski by Miroslav Jung November 2, 2010

Murkowski'd 

When someone is on your side until the last minute when they are talked into abandoning you with a petty bribe.
I missed my flight to Cancun because Fred said he would give me a ride to the airport but he Murkowski'd me when Joe offered him a cookie for a ride to the mall. This is the 27th time Fred Lisa Murkowski's me. I am starting to think he's not really my friend.
Murkowski'd by Schmebster July 1, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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