You happened

When a person says this, they mean when you came into my life, everything's changed. They feel differently, think differently.

Most probably say this to a person you like romantically or want to start a relationship with.
Manisha: What happened?
Arup: You happened!!
by Gizmo Ripper May 05, 2022
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When you die nothing happens

What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.
Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk
by Krieger69BKK March 01, 2009
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