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You don't want 

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."
Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."
You don't want by Ozzy01 January 16, 2011
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You don’t want no smoke 

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog

you don't want the sauce 

Rachet Hoe: Bitch fight me
Classy ass lady: you don't want the sauce so sit down

You don't want to fight me 

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.
A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.

You don't want no sauce 

A comeback or phrases used when in a argument or as a response when you don't want to hear the other person anymore T.A.P
Mom- Ty clean your room

Ty- I don't want to clean it

Mom- What did I say, you better clean it now
Ty- You don't want no sauce!
Mom- ??????
Ty- Exactly

You don't want it 

Universal meaning for, "come at me bro" or "bring it on". It is meant to fire up the directed person.
You don't want it, lil ass nigga!

You don't want to know 

Seriously you don't want to know
Innocent child:what's does gay mean
Me:you don't want to know
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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