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A well-intentioned fuck-up due to stubborn reliance on truthiness.
Harvey yosted his chance at...
Yosted by the_bones October 2, 2014
Related Words
Yostee • Yosted • yosten • Yostedep • Yostie • Yasteel • Yasteer • Yoste • Yostena • yoster
Somewhat like the word "Posted" which can translate to "not available" Yosted simply means somewhere but available and down to chill.
"Where you at?"

"At my Pad Yosted looking for something to do."
Yosted by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016

Yoster Toaster 

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina
Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.
The failure atributed to being in a yost mindset.
Bro you've just been yosted, your housing contract was due an hour ago. Now you are homeless. #homelessyost
Yosted by Yost Malone February 19, 2021
not being sober
You can get with that girl easy, cause she's yosted.
yosted by IDS NO WASTE July 9, 2011
When you have a gas bubble and you try to fart. You end up defecating in your underwear to the point they have to be discarded.
I had to fart and it ended up being a Yostie
Yostie by 146 March 7, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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