Yosko

Proper noun.

A Slavic deity known for his appetite for destruction. Commonly associated with large thunderstorms, wars of mass destruction, and evil societies down fall (for example, the Bolshevik revolution, over throwing Nicholas the Second).

In modern day, typically mean a person you don't want to mess with, or they will most likely cause you great harm, either physical or mental.

"oh no! It's Yosko the Destroyer! Run for the hill!"

by Mad max the elegant June 10, 2012

Yosko'd

Synonymous for being "laid off".

"Hey, did you hear he got Yosko'd?"

"No, I didn't, he must've been slow."

by HectorMarcano May 1, 2023

Yoko'd

Yoko'd ~ the act in which a band member leaves a band due to the decision or actions of said member's girl friend

one reason John Lennon left the beatle's due to Yoko,

"what happened to your drummer?"

"Man we got (Yoko'd) His girl Friend didn't like the rest of the members,"

by The VoiceofReason November 5, 2013

yokoed

When a guys wife makes him choose between her and his buddies. Like Yoko did to John and Paul

We had a killer rock band until your wife got involved, now we've been yokoed.

by LaxRef216 August 27, 2016

yoko

a person who makes one feel like a natural human (Yoko Ono)

I heard an old Aretha song the other day, warm sun shining down, and I just got the yoko buzz of figuring out the answer to the ultimate question. But the news of the day, oh boy, zapped the yoko out of me when I saw the carnage.

by magnusonart May 2, 2005

Yoko

sexy old lady, avant-garde, punk rock, disco diva, gay diva, feminist, singer, artist, composer, crazy

"She´s a real Yoko", like, this old lady is really sexy!

by Alexandre Soares April 6, 2005

yoko

Avante garde conceptual artist who added a political, earth-loving edge to the music of a Beatle she married, giving up her personal fame, until his assasination, when she grieved with all of us through music, and eventually re-emerged into art "in her own write", and as his loving, loyal archivist. One who does not compromise her integrity, who loves eternally, who is a sister always.

"Hang in there like Yoko"
"Loving him like Yoko"
"Strong as Yoko"
"Brilliant as Yoko"

by Dorothy April 23, 2005