yokozuna

When someone proceeds to jump or sit on an unexpected victims face ass first. A hairy ass is prefered in this process.

I planned to yokozuna Justin Feher's face but his caveman senses went off. So I emeriled him and ran like a motha fucker. He McGyvered a club together and proceed to get his swamp donkey sister.

yokozuna by Mike Johnson January 14, 2004

Yokozuna

1: Grand Champion

2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.

In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.

Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.

The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.

Yokozuna by Mike September 6, 2005

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

Yokozuna by Douchebag February 25, 2003

Yokozuna

Worlds fattest ass

That man Yokozuna!

Yokozuna by Yhettispaghetti May 22, 2021

a yokozuna 

the act of squatting above your foe, similar to teabagging, and unleashing a fart in their face, barebutt or not.

Give him a rude awakening with a YOKOZUNA!

a yokozuna by CliffDog October 13, 2013

yokazuna 

Putting your bare ass on a friend's face while they are sleeping. A hairy ass is preferable and farting is optional.

Dude... watch me Yokazuna Greg.

yokazuna by aventius June 19, 2007

yukozuna

The act of pulling your pants down and putting your ass crack on your unsuspecting friends nose while he/she is asleep.

I cant smell the same ever since you gave me that yukozuna!

yukozuna by the artist formerly know as shut the fuck up May 18, 2004