Yosko'd

Synonymous for being "laid off".

"Hey, did you hear he got Yosko'd?"

"No, I didn't, he must've been slow."

by HectorMarcano May 1, 2023

Yoko'd

Yoko'd ~ the act in which a band member leaves a band due to the decision or actions of said member's girl friend

one reason John Lennon left the beatle's due to Yoko,

"what happened to your drummer?"

"Man we got (Yoko'd) His girl Friend didn't like the rest of the members,"

by The VoiceofReason November 5, 2013

Yoko'd

When the person you love dies almost immediately after you confessed/got together. Generally involves a kiss.

"did you hear about timmy?"
"yeah, he died the same day Janet kissed him."
"I can't believe she yoko'd him."

by Anime Mom April 8, 2022

John and Yoko Day

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!

Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!

by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009

Yoko Appreciation Day

The day where you must appreciate your favorite Yoko, which is traditionally celebrated on September 30th.

I am so excited to celebrate Yoko Appreciation Day on September 30th and give my Yoko a big hug.

by 6ft_Totoro September 25, 2011

Doing a Yoko

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.

"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Dirty Yoko

Fill your girls vagina with soy sauce, massage in wasabi all over her pussy, dip your rainbow roll inside and then feed it to her.

I had this chick over for sushi last night and I ordered up a dirty Yoko. She wanted seconds!

by MrKarlHungus March 12, 2021