yokoed

When a guys wife makes him choose between her and his buddies. Like Yoko did to John and Paul

We had a killer rock band until your wife got involved, now we've been yokoed.

by LaxRef216 August 27, 2016

yoked thumbs

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 24, 2003

Yoked AF

Yoked is a Popular term for Well muscled and the AF adds emphasis to describe someone extremely well muscled.

My homeboy David is not just swole from his epic gym workouts, he’s Yoked AF.

by YOKED AF NUTRITIONALS.com March 16, 2021

Yoked

Originally referring to a strong or large trap muscle between the shoulder and neck. Word originates from the "yoke" that is placed around the neck of oxen. Has now developed into a broad term for hugeness and strength.

"Fuck that guys huge, he has no neck!"
"The guys fucking yoked!"

by ebasshole August 20, 2011

yoloed to death

When one yolos so hard they have a swag attack, and they die

Caroline was yoloing so hard when she was in research with Jake that she was yoloed to death

by JakeSwagworth November 4, 2013

Yoked

Very strong, well built, muscular body

A body builder.
Wow, that guy is fucking yoked!

by Matty Georgeous August 27, 2008