Yosemited 

When someone is a victim of Apple's out of control autocorrect. Recently reinforced by the Yosemite OS update.

i meant peter
ughghghg
peteo

i hate yosemite auto corecct

"i meant peter
ughghghg
peteo
i hate yosemite auto corecct"

"You just got Yosemited"

Yosemited by Of-the-loom October 22, 2014

Yosemite

One of the meanings of Yosemite it literally “those who kill” (Yos, “to kill,” the modifier e, “one who,” and the plural suffix -meti).

Travis Scott's song is called YOSEMITE.

Yosemite by lunette November 15, 2019

bombing of Yosemite 

When Yosemite national parked was bombed by a fugitive Alaskan fisherman.

Yosemite got fucking bombed.

Bombing of Yosemite

bombing of Yosemite by 263947/617484 January 5, 2023

Yosemite National Park 

First of all: Old Faithful is NOT in Yosemite, it's in Yellowstone...Yosemite is an amazing and beautiful place. It's where nature and people can come together and for the most part live peacefully amongst each other. Black bears, deer, eagles, mountain lions, and other birds and rodents can be found at Yosemite. Squirrels are very popular. If you're looking for a bear, it's not too hard to find one. Deer are very used to humans, but you can never trust a wild animal. Respect the park's animals and you should be fine. Yosemite has some amazing waterfalls and rivers, but they are seasonal waterfalls so the best time to view Bridalveil Falls or Yosemite Falls would be in the Spring. But be very careful many people try to climb on the slippery rocks to get a closer view of the waterfalls. People have died from climbing rocks by waterfalls or from swimming in the lakes so be very cautious. If you go to Yosemite you will most likely be staying in the valley. You can see all of the outstanding rock formations from around the park. Half Dome and El Capitan are very popular The viewing spots are a good idea if you're looking for a good family picture or just an amazing picture. There are many activities in Yosemite, hiking, camping, swimming, rock climbing, rafting, skiing, horseback riding, nature watching. The tour guides are informative; they tell a lot of interesting stories. Glacier Point is a spot that everyone who goes to Yosemite should see.

Yosemite National Park is an amazing experience. Everyone should go there at least once in their life. I'm definitely going back.

Warning: If you go to Yosemite, watch out of bears and other animals that cross the roads because many bears are killed or orphaned each year. They put of signs where bears have been hit and killed by cars.

Yosemite National Park by chris43484 March 30, 2011

Yosemite Finish 

A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.

This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)

Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.

Yosemite Finish by thebigrapose March 23, 2011

yosemite squirrel 

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

yosemite squirrel by emvyous July 2, 2020

yosemite

A National Park in California, also a popular place for camping and rock climbing on routes such as El Captain and Half Dome.

We went camping in Yosemite

yosemite by JediJeremy October 30, 2004