Yolandi is very wild and crazy. She likes to do her own thing and doesn't care about what other people think about her. Be careful yolandi has a bad attitude but guys find that sexy about her. Yolandi has a amazing body and a big booty too. She likes to break the rules. But she is also nice and she loves to make new friends. She also can be a little bad ass too. If you ever date a yolandi keep her because she's a little freakkyy one!!! ;)
by kittyfreak July 2, 2017
Get the Yolandi mug.1. A sexy South African who causes an instant reaction to a mans genitals
2. A sweet, sexy, loving South African who makes your heart melt. She ticks every box that a man needs. Her smile is infectious, her body mouth watering, her kiss leaves you breathless, her ass makes you hard (you hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave)
2. A sweet, sexy, loving South African who makes your heart melt. She ticks every box that a man needs. Her smile is infectious, her body mouth watering, her kiss leaves you breathless, her ass makes you hard (you hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave)
by 1of10 June 7, 2020
Get the Yolandi mug.I was feeling sorry for myself last night, but this self-confessed olive nigger came along and yolandi'd me right up
by Fink September 6, 2004
Get the yolandi mug.Yolande is a beautiful , sexy , and intellent person . she is easy for any man to fall in love with but she is a person who doesnt fall inlove easy and is a person who hardly trust, but when she does , dont screw it up . she is very loyal and and caring . she is lovable every where she goes and very talented , she is great in sports and very amazing , she as friends every where she goes .
by Tedesha May 29, 2018
Get the Yolande mug.A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
Get the Yolanda Be Cool mug.Beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. Very social gets along with everybody mostly males. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honored from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolanda is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.
So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
by Meaning for Yolanda May 16, 2013
Get the Yolanda mug.A very sweet, kind woman. She is usually very mature for her age and stays positive around others while being very depressed on the inside. She treats her significant other very kind and is the role model of how you should treat your boyfriend/ girlfriend
"Yolanda is awesome!"
"Yolanda is the best person I know! She's so pretty too!" "I want to be just like Yolanda, everyone loves her!"
"Yolanda is the best person I know! She's so pretty too!" "I want to be just like Yolanda, everyone loves her!"
by Momo The Memer April 5, 2017
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