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Yolande

Yolande is a beautiful , sexy , and intellent person . she is easy for any man to fall in love with but she is a person who doesnt fall inlove easy and is a person who hardly trust, but when she does , dont screw it up . she is very loyal and and caring . she is lovable every where she goes and very talented , she is great in sports and very amazing , she as friends every where she goes .
Yolande is so beautiful and awesome
by Tedesha May 29, 2018
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Yolande

Yolande is the word you say when something unbelievable or unusual has happened. For instance, if that guy who always calls in sick on a Monday, actually turns up on time, everyone in the office will shout Yolande!
It comes from the Eastenders meme when Patrick falls over in the shop out of shock and probably shouts Yolande!
Scott: Nick was out drinking at the weekend he won't be in today.
8.25am Nick walks through the door.
Scott, Dan and Jamie all shout: Yolande!
by Citizen147 June 22, 2021
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yo is so bootiful, she is great
there is my bestist m8 yo
by stinker June 28, 2004
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Yolandé

a beautiful violet flower, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. extrovert or introvert, depending on her surroundings. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honor from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolandé is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.

So fellas if u find a Yolandé, keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even if she is taken, her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go, for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.

honest caring beautiful yolandé.
Get yourself a yolandé.
by amberh November 23, 2021
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Yolanda Be Cool

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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Yolanda

Beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. Very social gets along with everybody mostly males. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honored from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolanda is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.

So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
honest sexy beautiful yolanda men
by Meaning for Yolanda May 16, 2013
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Yolanda

A very sweet, kind woman. She is usually very mature for her age and stays positive around others while being very depressed on the inside. She treats her significant other very kind and is the role model of how you should treat your boyfriend/ girlfriend
"Yolanda is awesome!"
"Yolanda is the best person I know! She's so pretty too!" "I want to be just like Yolanda, everyone loves her!"
by Momo The Memer April 5, 2017
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