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Screaming at someone loudly like Yoko Ono. Usually for or small and trivial reasons
Me: My mom started yokoing at me I got in trouble in class.

Friend: Shit. I'm glad my mom doesn't do that.
Yokoing by Hunter Kiernan March 17, 2022
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Yokoing meaning the person becomes so indecisive and confused yourself for multiple options And then can’t make your minds till very last min and usually they end up with most undesirable option out of frustration of confusions. This word originates from the person named Yoko who becomes so indecisive and confused when a few things overlap at the same time.
Fuck Sam has just asked me to go for drinks tonight but I got a work to do till late! Don’t know if I should do this work tomorrow instead and still go out with him or say no to Sam and may as well finish this off tonight or not! Fuck I’m yokoing now
Yokoing by Carltongore road November 23, 2018
To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.
Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now
yoking by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014
to place ones hands in the front pocket, or "yoke", of anothers sweatshirt and move it about
"we were spooning and yoking while i did her up the ass"
yoking by -jessie- September 27, 2003
How you would dance if there was no music playing.

Involves alot of arm swinging and odd body movements.
People who do not have much rhythm tend to be better at this dance move.
Named from Thom Yorke.
I was straight yorkeing it yesterday at work.
Only some people can yorke and not look retarded
yorkeing by bigbootyjudy! July 19, 2011

Yusk Yoking

Your shoes are untied.

Really? Hold on...HEY!

Ha ha ha...Yusk yoking.