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yogababble
Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.
Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.
Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.
yogababble by mpet September 28, 2019
Yogatory
Yogatory
Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.
Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.
Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.
Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.
Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019
Yomal
Incredibly smart, handsome, popular, and hilarious. His intelligence is astounding to say the very least. Yomal is able to understand, digest, comprehend, and explain almost any nerd jargon. Despite this, Yomal comes off as sounding genuine and not a smart-ass due to his incredibly delightful personality. Yomal is unbelievably funny with a side of him that he shows to people close to him as Yomal is a master of meme & internet culture. Yomal is able to attract many females without attempting to due to his ripped & fit physique. Yomal shows off his huge gains and 6-pack, without appearing as a "show-off" due to his sincere humbleness. Yomal is also blessed with THE jawline, able to make all women in 100 yard radius tremble and shiver. Yomal's taste of music is vast and wide, farther than any ocean spans across on Earth, and he can easily JAM with many people's music. Yomal is GIGACHAD.
Person 1: Holy moly, is that THE Yomal from that one video?
Person 2: Yomal is such a GIGACHAD SHEEEEEEEE
Person 2: Yomal is such a GIGACHAD SHEEEEEEEE
Yomal by lettucejuice is water January 22, 2022
ycgma
ycgma by iamsohotandcool April 18, 2021
yomamado
"Woah! He just scored a homerun in the bottom of the ninth inning! They won the World Series!"
"Yomamado!!"
"Yomamado!!"
yomamado by Not Sydney October 3, 2017
yoga brain
yoga brain by Doctor Science November 29, 2010