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Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.
Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.
Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.
Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.
Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
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Get the yoctophallus mug.I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.
Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.
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Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.
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Yucatecan food has its own unique style of Mexican food. influenced from it's local Mayan culture.
Poc Chuc - a Mayan/Yucatecan version of barbecued pork.
Queso relleno - a dish featuring ground pork inside of a carved Edam cheese ball served with tomato sauce & gravy.
Pavo en Relleno Negro - turkey stew cooked with a black paste made from roasted chiles, a local version of the mole de guajalote found throughout Mexico. The meat soaked in the black soup is also served in tacos, sandwiches & even in panuchos or salbutes and is usually referred to as "Relleno negro".
Xnipec - a fiery hot salsa or relish similar to pico de gallo, made with habanero chiles & Seville orange juice
Sopa de Lima, a lime-flavored soup with meat (turkey, chicken, or pork), served with tortilla .
Kalani is a rum and coconut liqueur produced by a Yucatan-based company Casa D'Aristi.
Xtabentún a Honey & Anise liqueur from Yucatan. The drink is made from fermented honey of xtabentún plant with white flowers that is native to the region.
Fermented honey mixed with rum & anisette to produce a sweet liqueur .
Yucatecan food has its own unique style of Mexican food. influenced from it's local Mayan culture.
Poc Chuc - a Mayan/Yucatecan version of barbecued pork.
Queso relleno - a dish featuring ground pork inside of a carved Edam cheese ball served with tomato sauce & gravy.
Pavo en Relleno Negro - turkey stew cooked with a black paste made from roasted chiles, a local version of the mole de guajalote found throughout Mexico. The meat soaked in the black soup is also served in tacos, sandwiches & even in panuchos or salbutes and is usually referred to as "Relleno negro".
Xnipec - a fiery hot salsa or relish similar to pico de gallo, made with habanero chiles & Seville orange juice
Sopa de Lima, a lime-flavored soup with meat (turkey, chicken, or pork), served with tortilla .
Kalani is a rum and coconut liqueur produced by a Yucatan-based company Casa D'Aristi.
Xtabentún a Honey & Anise liqueur from Yucatan. The drink is made from fermented honey of xtabentún plant with white flowers that is native to the region.
Fermented honey mixed with rum & anisette to produce a sweet liqueur .
Yucatán Mexico capital city is Mérida.
During the Porfiriato, in 1902, Yucatán was divided to form the Federal territory that later became A new state of Quintana Roo.
As of 2016 the Mexican National Public Security System ranked Yucatán as "one of the safest states in Mexico".Mérida was awarded City of Peace in 2011.
Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula is a vast coastal region brimming with tropical beaches, wildlife, ancient Mayan ruins, small villages, The Yucatan Peninsula is a place of emerald waters turning to turquoise waves crashing on perfectly white coral-sand beaches.
Other Popular drinks here include
Margaritas ,Daiquiris ,Tequila ,Mezcal Cheladas. Mecheladas .
During the Porfiriato, in 1902, Yucatán was divided to form the Federal territory that later became A new state of Quintana Roo.
As of 2016 the Mexican National Public Security System ranked Yucatán as "one of the safest states in Mexico".Mérida was awarded City of Peace in 2011.
Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula is a vast coastal region brimming with tropical beaches, wildlife, ancient Mayan ruins, small villages, The Yucatan Peninsula is a place of emerald waters turning to turquoise waves crashing on perfectly white coral-sand beaches.
Other Popular drinks here include
Margaritas ,Daiquiris ,Tequila ,Mezcal Cheladas. Mecheladas .
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