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Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019
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Yocat • Yocatgrannae • Yocato • yonatan • yoat • yonathan • Yecats • Yoated • yocale • yocasta
At first when you meet him he’s quiet, he seems like he has a lot on his mind or he just may seem like a quiet person, but let me tell you, once Yonatan gets comfortable with you it’s like a whole different person. I’m lucky I got to see a side of him that not many others seen. He told me only I brought that out of him. Of course, either he made me feel that’s special or I was to him. I had never had a man be so freaking romantic. Sure I’ve had guys buy me flowers, take me to eat, and buy me gifts here and there, but when time goes on usually guys slowly stop being romantic but with him he never stopped the sweet gestures. He was just sooo loving and caring. He would buy me cards and write me letters on there, buy me flowers every two weeks, take me to the best restaurants, take me to the beach as much as he can, love me passionately, and just love me that best way I have ever been loved. If this sounds familiar, send me a text. Actually you’re still blocked but just know you're the best man I have ever came across and I still think you’re amazing.
Did you see Yonatan and his girlfriend riding bikes?
Yes dude, he is so romantic.
Yonatan by Iloveyouforever818 January 31, 2020

yoctophallus

penis measured in yoctometers
to see a yoctophallus, open your pants and look down
yoctophallus by lulks July 28, 2010

Yogatation 

The practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation.
I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.

Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.

I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.
Yogatation by Swyne September 8, 2011

Yucatán Mexico 

Yucatán Mexico - located on the Northern part of the Yucatán Peninsula. It is bordered by the mexican states of Campeche to the southwest & Quintana Roo to the southeast, Gulf of Mexico off its Northern coast.

Yucatecan food has its own unique style of Mexican food. influenced from it's local Mayan culture.

Poc Chuc - a Mayan/Yucatecan version of barbecued pork.

Queso relleno - a dish featuring ground pork inside of a carved Edam cheese ball served with tomato sauce & gravy.

Pavo en Relleno Negro - turkey stew cooked with a black paste made from roasted chiles, a local version of the mole de guajalote found throughout Mexico. The meat soaked in the black soup is also served in tacos, sandwiches & even in panuchos or salbutes and is usually referred to as "Relleno negro".

Xnipec - a fiery hot salsa or relish similar to pico de gallo, made with habanero chiles & Seville orange juice

Sopa de Lima, a lime-flavored soup with meat (turkey, chicken, or pork), served with tortilla .

Kalani is a rum and coconut liqueur produced by a Yucatan-based company Casa D'Aristi.

Xtabentún a Honey & Anise liqueur from Yucatan. The drink is made from fermented honey of xtabentún plant with white flowers that is native to the region.

Fermented honey mixed with rum & anisette to produce a sweet liqueur .
Yucatán Mexico capital city is Mérida.

During the Porfiriato, in 1902, Yucatán was divided to form the Federal territory that later became A new state of Quintana Roo.

As of 2016 the Mexican National Public Security System ranked Yucatán as "one of the safest states in Mexico".Mérida was awarded City of Peace in 2011.

Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula is a vast coastal region brimming with tropical beaches, wildlife, ancient Mayan ruins, small villages, The Yucatan Peninsula is a place of emerald waters turning to turquoise waves crashing on perfectly white coral-sand beaches.

Other Popular drinks here include

Margaritas ,Daiquiris ,Tequila ,Mezcal Cheladas. Mecheladas .
Yucatán Mexico by Blu_leef January 28, 2023

yoctosecond

The smallest MEASURABLE time unit known today, 1x10^(-24) seconds. Obviously, smaller units of time exist, but proper equipment and methodology for measuring them does not yet exist. Light travels 2.9979x10^(-16) meters in one yoctosecond, not the 3.33km stated above.
Learn to multiply. This isn't even an 'urban' word, so why is it defined here?
yoctosecond by iNsAniTy August 30, 2005
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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