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yogabitionist 

A person who constantly posts pictures of themselves performing yoga asanas, usually while making unsettling eye contact with the camera or with their eyes closed in yogic bliss as if they are unaware their picture is being taken.
My Instagram feed is clogged with posts from yogabitionists. Time to unfollow.
yogabitionist by Thithyphuth September 27, 2015
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Yogabation 

The act of practicing yoga by yourself without your preferred yoga partner of the opposite sex whom you either have been, still are or want to, sleep with.
She didn't show at the 6:15 am class so it was yogabation again for me.
Yogabation by BostonMan January 2, 2012

Yogation 

Noun. A portmanteau of yoga + vacation in which the primary motivation and activity for the vacation is to attend a yoga retreat or course.
Next week, I am going to India for a yogation where I will spend all my time at a 200-hr yoga teacher-training course.
Yogation by psdmccartney May 24, 2018

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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