Yelked

An epic failure during any attempt to make an impact on an important situation or to complete any remedial task..

Iowa State yelked that kick to win the game.

Dude I totally yelked that test.

I coulda dominated that hoe, but I yelked it.

by Huedbomber October 3, 2009

Yelued

To have all your troops killed or get nullified.

It may be used as a synonym for getting zeroed or pwned.

Yelu got yelued - again!

by tjisinkweilo May 21, 2021

Yolked

To be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. Derived from either the word "yoke", a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull massive loads OR "yolk", the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.

I heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.

by theillromanesco May 17, 2015

yolked up

To grab someone, usually by the shirt or neck, and pick them up or against the wall.

I heard him talking shit, so I yolked him up.

He was fucking around and got yolked up by some dude.

I don't hit girls, but when she hit MY girl, I yolked her up.

by JustStitches December 3, 2013

yolked

Being muscular cut

LL was hella yolked in SWAT.

by snak January 18, 2004

yolked

to work out extremely hard and get massive muscles

Dude were getting fucking yolked today at the gym.

by P Sauccie January 7, 2010

yolked

To grow your body to massive porportions.

Dude!!!, that fucker is yolked, he must be on roids!!

by BillyBob April 3, 2005