yelped 

Tired

Boy, I'm yelped, I'm gonna go to bed.

yelped by chris meredith August 23, 2008

Yelued 

To have all your troops killed or get nullified.

It may be used as a synonym for getting zeroed or pwned.

Yelu got yelued - again!

Yelued by tjisinkweilo May 21, 2021

yelper special

Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.

Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"

yelper special by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015

Yelper 

A specific type of douchebag who is uniformly narcissistic with a clear sense of superiority over other individuals because they frequently post reviews on the website Yelp. Despite the fact that these people have no specific qualifications or credentials, they believe themselves of a higher authority on the level of the Cesars of Rome, able to determine the fate of a restaurant, coffee house, or bar in the same fashion as a defeated gladiators' fate was chosen in ancient Rome.

These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.

Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).

(Waiter, to his manager) See those frumpy, fat chicks over there at table 3? They are driving me crazy whining about shit and now they are taking pictures of their salads with their phones.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.

Yelper by JimBobJamison August 5, 2013

Yelked 

An epic failure during any attempt to make an impact on an important situation or to complete any remedial task..

Iowa State yelked that kick to win the game.

Dude I totally yelked that test.

I coulda dominated that hoe, but I yelked it.

Yelked by Huedbomber October 3, 2009

Yelpdouche 

A person who voraciously posts negative and particularly obnoxious reviews of businesses or organizations on rating sites such as yelp. A yelpdouche hides behind the security and anonymity of the internet and cowers if confronted in real life.

bigH8r, a notorious Yelpdouche, posted 7 whiny complaints about our business and when I asked him about it he ran out of my store

Yelpdouche by jG_ud November 19, 2009

yelpdown 

a peculiar manifestation of a nervous breakdown, resulting in a tortured individual writing hundreds of yelp reviews in a single day.

that new yelper, who came out of nowhere, must have had a complete yelpdown to write hundreds of reviews in a single day.

yelpdown by stuff and nonsense March 21, 2010