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1. A Jewish school which is actually a camp
2. A school where in one year kids do less work than other schools do in a week
John, "I hate studying."
David, "I don't study, I go to Yavneh"
yavneh by zac m May 30, 2006
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Yavneh Academy 

A pointless school that teaches you pointless stuff. Half the things you learn here aren’t needed in real life. I mean, who ACTUALLY wants to be a biologist when they grow up!? The classes are stupid. The teachers are stupid. The lessons are stupid. Some of the kids are even stupid! If you are looking for a crappy, co-ed school that will not teach you any valuable lessons, this is the school for you! If not, you’re better off going to BPY.
Yoni: Yavneh Academy is the worst school ever!
Jake: Haha, BPY is soooo much better.
Yoni: BPY kids are cheaters!
Sam: Yeah, that’s why I switched to Noam
Jake: Noam!? I rather get run over by a tractor!
Hannah: let’s go Yavneh RedHawks!
Yoni: you are dead to us.
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Yavneh Academy 

A “amazing” school where everyone get stressed and from stress you get heart attacks

In conclusion, Yavneh Academy = heart attacks
If you want to be stressed, got to Yavneh Academy.”
Yavneh Academy by Bobgold May 13, 2018

Camp Yavneh 

Located in the middle of Northwood, New Hampshire, on Lucas Pond, Yavneh is often referred to as the most amazing of all overnight camps. To non-Yavneh goers, Yavneh may be known as "that really religious Jewish camp in the middle of New Hampshire," but to campers, it is Yavneh, their home away from home. The place where Orthodox to Reformed families can all send their children. The place where campers beg to come back, some for two months, year after year.

Some say they sing in the dark until their eyes close and their throat's hurt and their voices can bear no more sound. The can dance for hours, rikud after rikud. And they swim, and play sports and do all the other things normal camps do. But Yavneh is different, Yavneh is extraordinary.

Yavneh is not only a place but a time that campers wish they would never have to leave. And when they eventually do have to pack their bags and say goodbye, their hugs are wet with the tears that stream down their face. During the year campers count days until camp will begin again. And the cycle continues, on and on, dor le dor.
When can i go back to Camp Yavneh?
Camp Yavneh by hybern8 August 23, 2017

Yanehock 

A word that tells someone that you like their face. Said as if its an insult to keep your crush unawares or to annoy people because they don't know what it means.
Boy: OMG you're such a yanehock

Girl: What's that supposed to mean?

Boy: Do you even Urban dictionary?
Yanehock by Sheff5eva August 28, 2013
Home to the greatest water tower in Israel
"I just visited Yavne, that water tower is awesome!"
Yavne by Semendrinker100 October 1, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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