yavneh 

1. A Jewish school which is actually a camp
2. A school where in one year kids do less work than other schools do in a week

John, "I hate studying."
David, "I don't study, I go to Yavneh"

yavneh by zac m May 30, 2006

Yavneh Academy 

A pointless school that teaches you pointless stuff. Half the things you learn here aren’t needed in real life. I mean, who ACTUALLY wants to be a biologist when they grow up!? The classes are stupid. The teachers are stupid. The lessons are stupid. Some of the kids are even stupid! If you are looking for a crappy, co-ed school that will not teach you any valuable lessons, this is the school for you! If not, you’re better off going to BPY.

Yoni: Yavneh Academy is the worst school ever!
Jake: Haha, BPY is soooo much better.
Yoni: BPY kids are cheaters!
Sam: Yeah, that’s why I switched to Noam
Jake: Noam!? I rather get run over by a tractor!
Hannah: let’s go Yavneh RedHawks!
Yoni: you are dead to us.

Yavneh Academy by Empty bag of potato chips June 5, 2018

Yavneh Academy 

A “amazing” school where everyone get stressed and from stress you get heart attacks

In conclusion, Yavneh Academy = heart attacks

“If you want to be stressed, got to Yavneh Academy.”

Yavneh Academy by Bobgold May 13, 2018

Camp Yavneh 

Located in the middle of Northwood, New Hampshire, on Lucas Pond, Yavneh is often referred to as the most amazing of all overnight camps. To non-Yavneh goers, Yavneh may be known as "that really religious Jewish camp in the middle of New Hampshire," but to campers, it is Yavneh, their home away from home. The place where Orthodox to Reformed families can all send their children. The place where campers beg to come back, some for two months, year after year.

Some say they sing in the dark until their eyes close and their throat's hurt and their voices can bear no more sound. The can dance for hours, rikud after rikud. And they swim, and play sports and do all the other things normal camps do. But Yavneh is different, Yavneh is extraordinary.

Yavneh is not only a place but a time that campers wish they would never have to leave. And when they eventually do have to pack their bags and say goodbye, their hugs are wet with the tears that stream down their face. During the year campers count days until camp will begin again. And the cycle continues, on and on, dor le dor.

When can i go back to Camp Yavneh?

Camp Yavneh by hybern8 August 23, 2017

Yanehock 

A word that tells someone that you like their face. Said as if its an insult to keep your crush unawares or to annoy people because they don't know what it means.

Boy: OMG you're such a yanehock

Girl: What's that supposed to mean?

Boy: Do you even Urban dictionary?

Yanehock by Sheff5eva August 28, 2013

Yavne

Home to the greatest water tower in Israel

"I just visited Yavne, that water tower is awesome!"

Yavne by Semendrinker100 October 1, 2022