We have all know at least one person who is like this. Every chance they get they are talking about the lawn and what they want to do next. My neighbor was a Yardiac - he would take Vacation days and brush each blade of grass with the proper amount of Lime.
by Paul Ambrose September 28, 2008
Get the Yardiac mug.the small lost or discarded things you find in your front or back yard. Old pennies, cloudy pieces of glass, rusted nails, broken sun bleached kids toys. Like an archeologist who discovers fossils or ancient artifacts. A Yardifact is evidence of your yards historical record.
Nick: Hey Brooke. Check out this 1952 penny Yardifact I found digging in your backyard.
Brooke: The people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, "Where's my penny?".
Brooke: The people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, "Where's my penny?".
by N. Carlone. March 7, 2014
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Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.
Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"
Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."
Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."
by <|crayon| April 18, 2009
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by CreamySilver September 3, 2010
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by lawrencethethird July 29, 2022
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