ElmoreDuaneGeorge's definitions

lowes rage

The anger you feel when you order an item needed to fix your house and it takes three months to get a window.

I have lowes rage because when it rains, the windows I order from them that they promised would be in a month ago, are still no where to be found and I have a wet new floor.

by ElmoreDuaneGeorge August 29, 2019

republicapon

a politician without testicles

Mitch McConnell is a republicapon

by ElmoreDuaneGeorge February 14, 2021

iPig

A network device that hogs bandwidth

I couldn't watch Netflix because the iPig sucked up all the streaming bandwidth.

by ElmoreDuaneGeorge December 25, 2024

Yankxiety

The stress caused by having to watch or listen to a Yankees game. Especially when its playoff time

The Yankees are down 2 games in the playoffs. I have too much Yankxiety to watch this game

by ElmoreDuaneGeorge October 7, 2025