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To shiv someone directly in both their kidneys simultaneously.
Dustin enjoys xiving Jack Woods.
Xiving by AndreJohnson80 October 4, 2011
Words you can keep
The act of disappearing; Saying you are going to do something and never do; Always forgetting something crucial; Leaving out important details
Joe: Man where is Bob at? He told us to meet him here!

Mike: Maaaan that fool is xaving.
_____________________________

Rob: Man did you get the rellos?

Seth: Oh shit, I forgot....my bad.

Rob: You xaving...
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Bill: Hey are you guys ready to go?

Randy & Mark: Yeah, let's go!

Bill: Do you guys have my gas money?

Randy: Gas Money?

Bill: Mark didn't tell you I wanted 5 bucks for gas?

Randy: I've been with him all day and he didn't even mention it once!!!

Mark: My bad bro, ON MY MOMMA I thought I told you!!!

Randy: SMH
Xaving by KingLazarus August 3, 2011
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Liu Xiting 

Liu Xiting is the ultimate best pal, in the context of which Amanda Chua thinks she is a bester pal than her. But, Amanda, please step down to toilet bowl instead and make way for Xito to shit on u. Liu Xiting is totally not chicken, and crushes on a yaya papaya, but let us forgive her for that as she is the ultimate best pal! Nice and "mature", you should look beneath the surface where she is nothing like the typical "superior" prefects.
Liu Xiting: Amanda Chua
Amanda Chua: Shuddup Xiting
Liu Xiting by #IAMOP(account #2) September 29, 2019
The part under a womens breast.
She was washing her xilinge while in the shower
Xilinge by Edgar January 10, 2005

Xijingping 

When something Xijingping's you, it means something blows up in your face in a way that's characteristic for Chinese trash quality plastic products.
Hey, how is that new Chinese car you bought?

It was trash man,the cruise control totally Xijingping'd and crashed into a wall.
Xijingping by benyIL123 November 29, 2021
ayo yu, are you coming home for xgiving?
xgiving by daspek November 28, 2005

Xijingping 

A verb that expresses something is controlled by Chinese government or Chinese enterprises, which means it can’t say anything or do anything bad to China.
Person 1: Blizzard Entertainment is so xijingpinged now
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Did you see the punishment they did to Blitzchung during the Hearthstone Grandmaster Match?
Person 2: Just because he said the slogan to express his support for the Hong Kong protestors, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well, the Chinese xijinpinged them...
Xijingping by Steve404 November 25, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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