Xaxle 

'Xaxle' is a time travelling internet comic book character found in the Xaxle comics at www.smoothieliveson.tk. Xaxle is also one of the alias' the owner of SMoothie Lives On uses.

"Xaxle created the Xaxle comics at www.smoothieliveson.tk"
"Really!"
"No, I'm lying."
"Damn your sarcasm.

You were being sarcastic, right?"

Xaxle by Xaxle Chronic March 31, 2004

xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff 

The abbreviated form of the slamming death metal band "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus"

Dave: Hey what's the name of that death metal band you're going to see tonight?

Jason: xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff
Dave: Holy shit, what's that short for?

Jason: You might wanna sit down

xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff by TheGreatBalrogKing July 25, 2019

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ultra-underground stuff for dank metalheads. It's a slamming brutal deathcore band which full name is "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure over His First Fresh Fetus"

+I listen to Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
- u mom gay

Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx by 🅱uraukusu November 30, 2018

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a retarded metal band with a retarded long name, it's literally just the XxX_FetusEater_XxX type of name.

the name means; Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.

guy1: hey its the metal band XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX
guy2: what the fuck did you just say

XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX by k0_ November 29, 2018

xaley 

Xaley is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. She's smart, sassy, talented, and acts like she's an asshole but really is extremely compassionate and caring. She's extremely smart (smart enough to go to Harvard) and incredibly talented at everything she does. She will make you laugh so hard you start crying She doesn't realize how perfect she is. If you find a Xaley, never let her go.

"Damn, I found me a Xaley. Never letting that bitch go."

xaley by awkward_beast98 December 2, 2016

xaley 

A very tall boss ass bitch who loves Thai food and long walks to the fridge to get out more pizza rolls. Because of her pizza roll giving nature she is loved by all.

Wow, I can't believe Xaley got us more Pizza Rolls!

xaley by PizzaRolls4Dayz December 2, 2016

Xalen 

Xalen is a very caring and passionate person. He loves what he does and treats everybody with love but he doesn’t want to get into deep relationships often unless he feels that it is real. He puts everything aside for the people and things he loves and will never let you down

Damn I need to find me a Xalen to treat me good.

Xalen by Bill lil June 4, 2018