(Noun)- A Wuzzap is a group of bros, most commonly between the age of 12 and 23 and male. They will often swear incessantly, swear, and attempt dangerous stunts such as dirt biking, extreme sports, insulting our Orwellian overlord Google, and drawing oversized genitalia on pictures of their professors.
We were on our way home when a Wuzzup of bros attempted, unsuccessfully to masturbate to Carrie Fisher's corpse.
greeting ya girl while expressing your love for sizzurp.
the term was popularized in central louisiana and mississippi, by the underswamp southern gals, known as the crayfish cordelias
girlie 1: wuzzurp, sally j?
girlie 2: oh haaaay, nadine antoinette, gotta 4L jug of dat purple drank, let's hit up the bayou with missy sookie stackhouse.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.