Wutzke 

A cold, robotic, socially inept breed of alien robots that have taken on human form. They try (and fail) to mimic normal human emotions. Also, they are parasitic and feed off of the souls of the people around them.

What's wrong with that Wutzke woman I work with? She's strange.

Oh, that's just how they are. They look and act like human beings out in public, but it's all a facade. They're known to actually get high from hearing the screams of their offspring, which is why their kids always look so suicidal. Really sick stuff.

Wutzke by megadeathrules99 June 2, 2019

wutzke 

An extra large pair of man boobs

Look at the wutzke's on that butter ball.

wutzke by verbeeren October 20, 2006

Christian Witzke 

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.

You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)

Christian Witzke by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023

Wuttke 

Aussie for "Wanker".

That Greg sure is a Wuttke

Wuttke by no body November 16, 2003

witzke

A witzke is known for making many breads, and its vast collection of skins.

Wow dude, this bread is pretty good. That Karambit | Doppler Factory New you got there makes you like an authentic witzke.

witzke by almonds.prime October 11, 2020

wutzelig

The word wutzelig has its origin in the CHHT or Casino Hardcore Heist team. It's a mix of witty and funny in German it was first used on February 11th, 2020 when a member of the CHHT gave up speaking

this is wutzelig or the guy looks wuzelig

wutzelig by Ldrago245 October 16, 2020

Keith Wutke

a 6'-4" 340 lb. giant

Keith Wutke by some girl October 20, 2003