witzke

A witzke is known for making many breads, and its vast collection of skins.

Wow dude, this bread is pretty good. That Karambit | Doppler Factory New you got there makes you like an authentic witzke.

witzke by almonds.prime October 11, 2020

Christian Witzke 

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.

You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)

Christian Witzke by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023

Witzelsucht 

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

Witzelsucht by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

wizketeers 

A group of sickass kids that love to drink piss, piss on each other and eat shit in Rutherford new Jersey, famous for wizing on themselfs and licking the shit out of lyndhurst kids asses.

Enjoy messing with these losers. They can't even find themselfs let alone their way home!.

But, You should keep a bit of distance or you'll get some of their WIZ Skank on you!

Most famous for when they stand in a cirlce and Wiz/piss on each other. WIZketeers go around wizing on anything, everything and love to eat shit.

weapon of choice: WIZ/piss, Tongue and lips

origin: Wizzer Skank, Skankland, Wizroom, bathroom

Yo, there goes those WIZ Skank WIZketeers grab a water hose, we'll threaten to clean them up and then we can watch them run like hell?

No way dude I just took a bath and I don't want any of that wizketeers on me!

weapon of choice: WIZ/piss, Tongue and lips

origin: Wizzer Skank, wizeteria, Skankland, Wizroom, bathroom

wizketeers by absolute January 24, 2011

witzel 

A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.

"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."

witzel by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008

Wutzke 

A cold, robotic, socially inept breed of alien robots that have taken on human form. They try (and fail) to mimic normal human emotions. Also, they are parasitic and feed off of the souls of the people around them.

What's wrong with that Wutzke woman I work with? She's strange.

Oh, that's just how they are. They look and act like human beings out in public, but it's all a facade. They're known to actually get high from hearing the screams of their offspring, which is why their kids always look so suicidal. Really sick stuff.

Wutzke by megadeathrules99 June 2, 2019

wutzke 

An extra large pair of man boobs

Look at the wutzke's on that butter ball.

wutzke by verbeeren October 20, 2006