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Wet Wurtke
Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.
Wet Wurtke by Torazo February 3, 2009
Related Words
Wuttke • wutter • wutzke • wettkey • wuttiewut • Keith Wutke • nuttle wuttle • Wet Wurtke • wut teh fuk • wut the nut
Wutzke
A cold, robotic, socially inept breed of alien robots that have taken on human form. They try (and fail) to mimic normal human emotions. Also, they are parasitic and feed off of the souls of the people around them.
What's wrong with that Wutzke woman I work with? She's strange.
Oh, that's just how they are. They look and act like human beings out in public, but it's all a facade. They're known to actually get high from hearing the screams of their offspring, which is why their kids always look so suicidal. Really sick stuff.
Oh, that's just how they are. They look and act like human beings out in public, but it's all a facade. They're known to actually get high from hearing the screams of their offspring, which is why their kids always look so suicidal. Really sick stuff.
Wutzke by megadeathrules99 June 2, 2019
wettkey
He is a caring,sweet,funny person to hang around with...he listens to you and always there as he promised..he is one unique guy..always wants the best for you ..he will check up on you when you are important to him...one trust soul
he is called Wettkey😍
wettkey by Lnchdofgtmmh November 24, 2021
nuttle wuttle
nuttle wuttle by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003
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