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Wet Wurtke 

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.
Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.
Wet Wurtke by Torazo February 3, 2009
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A cold, robotic, socially inept breed of alien robots that have taken on human form. They try (and fail) to mimic normal human emotions. Also, they are parasitic and feed off of the souls of the people around them.
What's wrong with that Wutzke woman I work with? She's strange.

Oh, that's just how they are. They look and act like human beings out in public, but it's all a facade. They're known to actually get high from hearing the screams of their offspring, which is why their kids always look so suicidal. Really sick stuff.
Wutzke by megadeathrules99 June 2, 2019
He is a caring,sweet,funny person to hang around with...he listens to you and always there as he promised..he is one unique guy..always wants the best for you ..he will check up on you when you are important to him...one trust soul
he is called Wettkey😍
wettkey by Lnchdofgtmmh November 24, 2021
An extra large pair of man boobs
Look at the wutzke's on that butter ball.
wutzke by verbeeren October 20, 2006
A portmanteau that applies to golf (more specifically World Golf Tour) combining the words “wedge” and “putter”. The use of a wedge on a golf green instead of a putter.
I had a long hard breaking putt so instead of trying to the read the break, I said fuck it and grabbed my wutter.
wutter by Tacoma802 September 9, 2019

nuttle wuttle

it means your a pro nut lover
becky, i love your nuttle wuttle ass.