Wurcker

When somebody gets there forskin from their penis and stretches it up onto their head. once the forskin has covered the head they then run around whilst a friend tickles there balls. they then ejaculate all over their face and it is known that the semen acts as a face cleanser.

"oh dude harrys doing a wurcker again"
"i hope he cleans up after he does the wurcker, last night there was semen all over the floor"

Wurcker by discodancer111 July 17, 2009

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no wuckers

A slang term which originally started with "no worries". People would often say "no fuckin' worries" to enhance the original phrase. Then, in a strange way, there was a period of time (probably back in the 80's) when folk would transpose the first letters of certain words. "No fuckin' worries" became "no wuckin' forries". The fourth phase of this odd phrase progression resulted in "no wuckers". It's a combination of laziness and playing with words, and a great example of the progressive nature of colloquial speech.

Either way, it means "there will be no problems at all". It is often suffixed by "mate".

John: "Thanks for the lend of the lawnmower, mate."
Dave: "No wuckers, mate."

no wuckers by Ponsonby April 14, 2005