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Wonder bra 

It's called a wonder bra because once it's removed you wonder where they went
A: She had a killer rack but when she took her wonder bra off, they were gone

B: That's crazy man

Wander bra 

A white girl that wears a push up bra so big to make others question just when she grew from nipples. She begs for others attention
Why has Sophie kitching always gotta wear a damn wander bra we all know she got nipples under there she ain't fooling nobody
Wander bra by TheLordghetto July 6, 2014

super wonder push up bra 

The kind of bra an extermely flat chested woman would wear.
That bitch is so flat, she needs a super wonder push up bra.
super wonder push up bra by jjboy February 20, 2005

Bra-less Wonder 

A girl who NEEDS to where a bra but doesnt. yes i know it is very disturbing, ecspecially when they where a tank top. yikes!!!

Also a girl who takes a "shower" but.... really doesnt take one and that smell like B.O. like 24-7!!!!!!

They may also talk about their friends from home that you have no clue who they are.....A LOT!!!!!!!
Abi: Effing epiphany!!!
EVERBODY else: what are you talking about!!!!??? WTf!!!
Abi: you know beth right?
EVERBODY else: NO! who the frick are you talking about???!!!
Abi: my bestfriend from home.
EVERBODY else: how the heck am i supposed to know her???!!!!
Abi: idk but she just had an effing epiphany.
EVERBODY else: and we care whyyyy.....
Abi: i dont know....EMILY can i go watch you and Gerber baby go make-out!!!!!??????

Abi= Bra-less Wonder!!!!shhhhhh she doesnt know it yet....hehe
Bra-less Wonder by Sexy Schaefer. October 16, 2007

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

absolut wunderbar 

contested etymology tho probable genesis in early 80s Berlin electro-artpop movement or 1920s Weimar Germany. can be both an exclamation to indicate visceral, hedonistic pleasure with one's situation, or a more conversational phrase to express heady vibes empathy with a friend's recent achievements.
Dude 1: I just heard the remix to Purple Ribbon All-Stars' "Kryptonite." ABSOLUT WUNDERBAR!

Dude 1: My girl ordered the number 19 combination platter at the Indian spot last nite. The yogurt was straight fire; I was hecka wylin on it.
Dude 2: O Abs Wunderbar status fo sho fo sho.