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Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis
Wrist Slit by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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slit-wrist girlfriend 

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.
"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."

slit your wrists 

when you have so much bad emotion for something,(ex: hate love fear etc.)and you dont know what to do with it,you inflict physical pain on your self so you can justify/and help your mind extinguish where this hurt you are feeling, is comming from. (this is also known as cutting/or cutting your slef.
1.this chick went through depression cause all of the bad shit in her life, so she gave her mind ease, and reason for her emotions and slit her wrists.

2.don't slit your wrists please!!!
slit your wrists by uDONTknowME... September 27, 2005

slit your wrists 

A action a person takes when depressed or feeling an extream emotion. Usually used with the term 'emo'(short for emotional), the person is usually seeking attention from friends and/or adults-though not always. The action is a act of masochistism. Slitting your wrists is very harmful and can cause vital injury or suicidal occurances.
B: To slit your wrists is a act of masochistim, or an attempt of slicing your median vain(main nerve).

albino slit my wrists

A pale goth/emo assed white dudewho cuts themselves because they have no balls and there girlfriend dumped them.
Is albino slit my wrists comein over later?
albino slit my wrists by el mexicano November 18, 2004

albino slit my wrists

one who slits their wrists due to their failure to reach orgasm after hours of sex, however ejaculates shortly after because of the pleasure of the cutting of the wrists
Nigga that slut was so bad in bed that she turned me into an albino slit my wrists!
albino slit my wrists by Fil's Mom August 28, 2006
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